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Woodstock was converted to broadband last month. I'd like to keep my current ISP, Freeserve, so I checked their website first; their availability checker said that there was a line-sharing device on my line. I phoned BT, who said that there was no problem; I also phoned Freeserve's technical desk, who said that there was no problem with the line either.
I then phoned Freeserve registration, which was based at a call centre somewhere between the Tyne and the Tees; or else they've been watching a lot of The Likely Lads and Auf Widersehen, Pet in Banglalore. The girl on the desk (there was lots of giggling in the background, suggesting that Friday night had begun early) said (as far as I could make out, as the line was awful and she mumbled everything and shouted back anything that I couldn't hear in contempt) that there was a problem with the line, and that she couldn't place an order until I'd resolved the problem with BT.
So, I phoned BT again. Their very polite staff, one from technical advice, one from customer services, identified the device on my line as Dax line-sharing equipment, but then said that they couldn't do anything, as if it was a broadband-related enquiry they could only remove the device if there was an order on the line. I was not to take no for an answer from Freeserve, they said.
Next stop, Freeserve, where it definitely sounded as if tequila was on the menu for lunch. Nothing to do with them, I was told. Try BT's fault line. So I did, and I was on hold for five minutes before giving up.
I tried BT's fault line an hour later. Their operator sounded very distant and very Indian, and didn't understand what I was trying to explain, and ended up saying that it wasn't within his province and that I should call customer services.
Back to Freeserve, where I at last spoke to someone with courtesy. He said he would take a manual order, off the system, and route it through the people who liaise with BT (the two girls before didn't seem to know about this). It was the same call centre, as it sounded like the party was going on in the background. So, I've placed my order - the only reason that I'm staying with Freeserve is to keep my e-mail address. I suspect that they have a policy of getting the customer/BT to pay any technical costs if remotely possible; BT have conflicting interests as they have three different brands of ISP which compete with others such as Freeserve for access to what, in the UK, is BT's network.
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I have managed to contact the BBC Written Archives, so I've at last got the process of researching my paper on Doctor Who and the Teaching of History underway, if only in the preliminaries.
So, at last, next, Duke Humfrey!